Tuesday, November 18, 2008
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addiction to self
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It is 3.34am and I'm suppose to be studying for my exam this Wednesday. However, I suddenly had the urge to go profile-hopping (NO, not blog-hop). I can't help but to have tons of comments and I need to rant them off.
Haiz... I notice soooo many girls just loVe to look distorted. Please lah, buy powder, foundation etc that matches your freaking skin colour and tone. It looks bloody fugly to have a face as white as Michael Jackson and a dark chocolate body colour. VERY ORBIANG LEY. It's either you goddamn buy make-up that matches your colour or be ready to apply it onto ALL of your exposed skin.
Much worst when they claim they're comfortable living under their skin. Fucking ironic, oke. If you wear make-up to even out your skin making it neater not change its colour, that's fine. But if you do it to make yourself fairer, doesn't that mean you're not comfortable living under your skin?
Oke, next point. DO NOT! DO NOT! DO NOT EVER LOAD ON THE BLUSHER!!! Because if you do, you'll look like a faggoty clown. I know not all of us are blessed with rosy cheeks but that does not give you a reason to fuck up your face badly. A light tint of pink should do the trick. But WHY, WHY DO GIRLS THESE DAYS ASPIRE TO BE A LIVING DOLL WITH WHITE FACE, ULTRA RED CHEEKS AND BLACK BODY?!?!?!?
NEXT, fatASSes, please please please, you are hurting my eyes. If you know you're friggin FAT, can you please be decent enough to not wear T-I-G-H-T clothings. It doesn't help at all because it'll only make you appear fatter than godzilla's ass. A decent wearing fatASS looks WAYYYY better than a slutty fatAss. Tight clothings will only accentuate each and every fold of tummies you have.
Next, super skinny bony girls, can you please cover up your scary legs. It's nightmarish to see bones sticking out from under ultra mini shorts. If you really want to reveal so much of your sickening skin, GO NAKED! And if you get molested by banglas, don't blame them for your own itchiness. In fact, I totally think you deserve to get gang-banged. GO DIE LAH!
NEXT. Minahs, you all look like toyols without eyebrows. What's up with the sharp skinny lines of drawn on eyebrows? What kind of trend is that? I don't see professional celebrities with those kind of eyebrows. It is still better if you do not shave off your eyebrows entirely, you know. Because it is a fact that toyol do not have eyebrows. So yeah, the next time I see anyone without eyebrows, I shall embarrass you ultimately.
*sigh*
Ugly stupid blind stubborn girls irk me to death, seriously.
*sigh*
Haiz... I notice soooo many girls just loVe to look distorted. Please lah, buy powder, foundation etc that matches your freaking skin colour and tone. It looks bloody fugly to have a face as white as Michael Jackson and a dark chocolate body colour. VERY ORBIANG LEY. It's either you goddamn buy make-up that matches your colour or be ready to apply it onto ALL of your exposed skin.
Much worst when they claim they're comfortable living under their skin. Fucking ironic, oke. If you wear make-up to even out your skin making it neater not change its colour, that's fine. But if you do it to make yourself fairer, doesn't that mean you're not comfortable living under your skin?
Oke, next point. DO NOT! DO NOT! DO NOT EVER LOAD ON THE BLUSHER!!! Because if you do, you'll look like a faggoty clown. I know not all of us are blessed with rosy cheeks but that does not give you a reason to fuck up your face badly. A light tint of pink should do the trick. But WHY, WHY DO GIRLS THESE DAYS ASPIRE TO BE A LIVING DOLL WITH WHITE FACE, ULTRA RED CHEEKS AND BLACK BODY?!?!?!?
NEXT, fatASSes, please please please, you are hurting my eyes. If you know you're friggin FAT, can you please be decent enough to not wear T-I-G-H-T clothings. It doesn't help at all because it'll only make you appear fatter than godzilla's ass. A decent wearing fatASS looks WAYYYY better than a slutty fatAss. Tight clothings will only accentuate each and every fold of tummies you have.
Next, super skinny bony girls, can you please cover up your scary legs. It's nightmarish to see bones sticking out from under ultra mini shorts. If you really want to reveal so much of your sickening skin, GO NAKED! And if you get molested by banglas, don't blame them for your own itchiness. In fact, I totally think you deserve to get gang-banged. GO DIE LAH!
NEXT. Minahs, you all look like toyols without eyebrows. What's up with the sharp skinny lines of drawn on eyebrows? What kind of trend is that? I don't see professional celebrities with those kind of eyebrows. It is still better if you do not shave off your eyebrows entirely, you know. Because it is a fact that toyol do not have eyebrows. So yeah, the next time I see anyone without eyebrows, I shall embarrass you ultimately.
*sigh*
Ugly stupid blind stubborn girls irk me to death, seriously.
*sigh*
More than anything,
Tuesday, November 18, 2008.
Tuesday, November 18, 2008.
