Tuesday, February 26, 2008
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Ignore the post before this. I've deleted it.
I'm fine. Really.
Post exam stress perhaps hor.
Niwaes, I want to talk about 'tigers' since this topic rocked my class the other day and left the females super pouting(with the exception of me, of course!).
Tigers.... Ti Gers... Thai Gers... Thai GIRLS!!!
Oke, it's thai girls not 'tigers' but, oh well, people have dubbed them 'tigers'.
We were having a final revision class and, somehow, the male population in class started talking about 'tigers'. I can sense they're very excited about it. Let me repeat that they're really VERY EXCITED. VERY VERY VERY EXCITED. They even proceeded on to tell what the hell are 'tigers' to everyone in class including the lecturer.
They said 'tigers' have 3 meanings:
#1. Prostitutes
#2. Transvestites
#3. REAL thai girls
And so, this particular classmate was going on and on and on about how wonderful it is to be in Pattaya(thailand). About how there's many many nice nice pretty pretty woman there. About how he will suggest all man to go there to get AIDS. About how he doesn't want to go back home to his old saggy booby wife.
Oke fine, i cant help but add in about not wanting to come back. Anyhoots, the conver suddenly entered the transvestite part. AND, this is where the females get mad, THEY ALL AGREED THE TRANSVESTITES THERE ARE GORGEOUS!!! WAYYYYYYY MUCH MORE GORGEOUS THAN R-E-A-L WOMAN!!!!!!!
How can man-turned-into-woman be better than real woman?!?!?!?!
Oh well, they were saying these 'woman' have perfect figures, nice boobs, sleek fair skins and really really gorgeous features. WHATEVER!!! And Lily(starting to super pout) was countering with, "no matter what THEY'RE STILL MAN WHAT!!!"
Still, this guy keeps saying, "but then they're still really prettier than the average woman!"
Screw these kind of man with electric saws man!!!!
Then another old geezer persuaded us to google 'SRS' to find out more. Well, I didn't. I'm not interested to find out what tooot SRS is/are. Oh well, things were getting pretty heated when
"OK OK BACK TO HUMAN RESOURCE NOW."
... my lecturer cut short. But then...
"eh, you went thailand never bring back anything for us uh?"
... he asked.
That classmate went
:0
blanko. And then...
"WAH!!! YOU SO BAD AR!!! AT LEAST BRING BACK SOME SWEETS FOR US LAH!! TALK SO MUCH ABOUT THAILAND THEN NEVER BRING ANYTHING BACK FOR US!!!"
... my lecturer can get really whiny, u know.
Then that classmate was saying about how he NEVER brings back anything wherever he goes. About how he finds it troublesome and how it will only 0.00000000001% of the time cross his puny peanut brain. (all the while my lecturer was going on and on about how bad that classmate is.) And then,
"eh, my husband always bring back something for me every time he gets out stationed," Lily proudly declared. Everyone shut up for a moment. And then,
"Aiyaa, he must have done something wrong that's why lah. Man always like that what! They did something wrong out there and then buy you nice things to CLEAR HIS GUILT"
...my lecturer said.
And Lily was saying "NO" to this and that to defend her husband. Niwaes, the topic suddenly got back to thailand I dont know how it got back to thailand but it just got back.
The old geezer told us that thailand also have a place loaded with thai boys for woman. Pretty freakish these people hahs. Then, my lecturer just had to say, "normal what!! It's for the man to deposit their wives there before going to Pattaya to enjoy themselves!"
Walau, people these days really are crazy, aren't they?
Whatever it is, we managed to finish our revisions at the end of the day soooooooo that's all i'm going to blog for now.
Toodles peeps.
I'm fine. Really.
Post exam stress perhaps hor.
Niwaes, I want to talk about 'tigers' since this topic rocked my class the other day and left the females super pouting(with the exception of me, of course!).
Tigers.... Ti Gers... Thai Gers... Thai GIRLS!!!
Oke, it's thai girls not 'tigers' but, oh well, people have dubbed them 'tigers'.
We were having a final revision class and, somehow, the male population in class started talking about 'tigers'. I can sense they're very excited about it. Let me repeat that they're really VERY EXCITED. VERY VERY VERY EXCITED. They even proceeded on to tell what the hell are 'tigers' to everyone in class including the lecturer.
They said 'tigers' have 3 meanings:
#1. Prostitutes
#2. Transvestites
#3. REAL thai girls
And so, this particular classmate was going on and on and on about how wonderful it is to be in Pattaya(thailand). About how there's many many nice nice pretty pretty woman there. About how he will suggest all man to go there to get AIDS. About how he doesn't want to go back home to his old saggy booby wife.
Oke fine, i cant help but add in about not wanting to come back. Anyhoots, the conver suddenly entered the transvestite part. AND, this is where the females get mad, THEY ALL AGREED THE TRANSVESTITES THERE ARE GORGEOUS!!! WAYYYYYYY MUCH MORE GORGEOUS THAN R-E-A-L WOMAN!!!!!!!
How can man-turned-into-woman be better than real woman?!?!?!?!
Oh well, they were saying these 'woman' have perfect figures, nice boobs, sleek fair skins and really really gorgeous features. WHATEVER!!! And Lily(starting to super pout) was countering with, "no matter what THEY'RE STILL MAN WHAT!!!"
Still, this guy keeps saying, "but then they're still really prettier than the average woman!"
Screw these kind of man with electric saws man!!!!
Then another old geezer persuaded us to google 'SRS' to find out more. Well, I didn't. I'm not interested to find out what tooot SRS is/are. Oh well, things were getting pretty heated when
"OK OK BACK TO HUMAN RESOURCE NOW."
... my lecturer cut short. But then...
"eh, you went thailand never bring back anything for us uh?"
... he asked.
That classmate went
:0
blanko. And then...
"WAH!!! YOU SO BAD AR!!! AT LEAST BRING BACK SOME SWEETS FOR US LAH!! TALK SO MUCH ABOUT THAILAND THEN NEVER BRING ANYTHING BACK FOR US!!!"
... my lecturer can get really whiny, u know.
Then that classmate was saying about how he NEVER brings back anything wherever he goes. About how he finds it troublesome and how it will only 0.00000000001% of the time cross his puny peanut brain. (all the while my lecturer was going on and on about how bad that classmate is.) And then,
"eh, my husband always bring back something for me every time he gets out stationed," Lily proudly declared. Everyone shut up for a moment. And then,
"Aiyaa, he must have done something wrong that's why lah. Man always like that what! They did something wrong out there and then buy you nice things to CLEAR HIS GUILT"
...my lecturer said.
And Lily was saying "NO" to this and that to defend her husband. Niwaes, the topic suddenly got back to thailand I dont know how it got back to thailand but it just got back.
The old geezer told us that thailand also have a place loaded with thai boys for woman. Pretty freakish these people hahs. Then, my lecturer just had to say, "normal what!! It's for the man to deposit their wives there before going to Pattaya to enjoy themselves!"
Walau, people these days really are crazy, aren't they?
Whatever it is, we managed to finish our revisions at the end of the day soooooooo that's all i'm going to blog for now.
Toodles peeps.
More than anything,
Tuesday, February 26, 2008.
Tuesday, February 26, 2008.
