Monday, January 28, 2008
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WORLD'S RUDEST PEOPLE ALIVE!!!
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I swear upon my disgusting-skunky-shit-face neighbour's life that singaporeans are perhaps the rudest shitass ever available on earth's face... well, perhaps with the exception of me and you though.
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It's usually the females who are the rudest. They strut along with their elephant-sized Louise Vuitton bags and simply bang you with it when in a fucked up rush. And not even a single word of 'sorry'?!?!?! But the worst is when these bimbos give you that filthy look just because they bumped into you.
I mean what fuck man! You bump into me, no apologies, and give me that friggin look?!!!! Like HELL-ooooooooo who bumped into who here? Why shit, I feel like walloping their retarded fugly faces with their dumb bags.
Well, I think I know their problem...
They're in a rush.
They see that gap between you and the wall.
They think they can squeeze through without banging into anything.
but LO AND BEHOLD
they forgot their $$$ enormous gigantic bigfoot sized Louise Vuitton they're carrying and, well, I think you know what happens next.
F-U-C-K if you cant estimate the size of a gap when you're carrying something big, then jolly well DO NOT carry anything big with you. Just stuff your handphone and wallet inside that pocket located somewhere near your stinky arse. It''ll help a lot... especially when no one needs to have their happy day spoilt by your ugliness.
And when you're carrying a big expensive LV bag when these kind of accidents happen just because you're dumber than a kindergarten kid who don't know how to count, it only reflects on how desperate, ugly, rude and poor you are. Well, you might want to portray that you're rich and therefore able to purchase an expensive LV bag when you carry them along but your actions sing a different story.
Your actions portray that you're always in the rush to earn extra $$$ because you're a bimbo who cant afford anything expensive but just cant resist the devil inside of you who urges you to spend on stupid things. It shows how desperate you are for money. Well, it is true you know. Have you ever seen a rich woman banging along because they're always in a rush? No, right? They always seem serene and calm. There's never a need for them to rush for anything dumb like extra $$$. And if they ever bump into you, they'll be gracious and apologise for their actions.
So now you people know. Most of these kinds of desperate people are just poor and rude. They are the reason why Singaporeans were ranked somewhere on the top for world's rudest people. No, this is no joke. I read it somewhere in a magazine about it. Desperate singaporeans are rude shits. Whatever!!!
=)
It's usually the females who are the rudest. They strut along with their elephant-sized Louise Vuitton bags and simply bang you with it when in a fucked up rush. And not even a single word of 'sorry'?!?!?! But the worst is when these bimbos give you that filthy look just because they bumped into you.
I mean what fuck man! You bump into me, no apologies, and give me that friggin look?!!!! Like HELL-ooooooooo who bumped into who here? Why shit, I feel like walloping their retarded fugly faces with their dumb bags.
Well, I think I know their problem...
They're in a rush.
They see that gap between you and the wall.
They think they can squeeze through without banging into anything.
but LO AND BEHOLD
they forgot their $$$ enormous gigantic bigfoot sized Louise Vuitton they're carrying and, well, I think you know what happens next.
F-U-C-K if you cant estimate the size of a gap when you're carrying something big, then jolly well DO NOT carry anything big with you. Just stuff your handphone and wallet inside that pocket located somewhere near your stinky arse. It''ll help a lot... especially when no one needs to have their happy day spoilt by your ugliness.
And when you're carrying a big expensive LV bag when these kind of accidents happen just because you're dumber than a kindergarten kid who don't know how to count, it only reflects on how desperate, ugly, rude and poor you are. Well, you might want to portray that you're rich and therefore able to purchase an expensive LV bag when you carry them along but your actions sing a different story.
Your actions portray that you're always in the rush to earn extra $$$ because you're a bimbo who cant afford anything expensive but just cant resist the devil inside of you who urges you to spend on stupid things. It shows how desperate you are for money. Well, it is true you know. Have you ever seen a rich woman banging along because they're always in a rush? No, right? They always seem serene and calm. There's never a need for them to rush for anything dumb like extra $$$. And if they ever bump into you, they'll be gracious and apologise for their actions.
So now you people know. Most of these kinds of desperate people are just poor and rude. They are the reason why Singaporeans were ranked somewhere on the top for world's rudest people. No, this is no joke. I read it somewhere in a magazine about it. Desperate singaporeans are rude shits. Whatever!!!
More than anything,
Monday, January 28, 2008.
Monday, January 28, 2008.
