♥ Asphyxiated Love

:: taste of bullshit ::

I remember having a rather weird English Language teacher back in my alma mater. She's very 'strange'. I mean... which teacher encourages nonsenses? Guess she needed alot of laugh hahs. Oh well, recently, a friend who is being taught by her sent me the 'short joke' he was required to write in her class. He claimed its a true story. (but i must say i know this dude too well to declare right here, right now, that he exaggerated abit of it. BOO!!!).

Here goes...

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the boy opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The boy seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the boy burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the boy arrested.
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the boy (about 16 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The boy replied, “Well your Honour, it was like this:
When the lady got on the bus, I couldn’t help but notice her condition.
She sat under a sweets sign that said, ‘The Double Mint Twins are Coming’, and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, ‘Logan’s Liniment will reduce the swelling’, and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, ‘William’s Big Stick Did the Trick’, and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT, your Honour, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said,
‘Goodyear Rubber could have pevented this Accident’ … I just lost it.”

Case dismissed.

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Hmm... children who are brought up as smart asses usually developes a smarter mouth even before their brains has made any progress. Isn't that why other kids are afraid of them? hahas... i have the weirdest kind of friends and people living around me. Cheerios!

More than anything,
Thursday, May 03, 2007.