Friday, August 04, 2006
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Pretty UnLikely
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Last Wed sneaked out wif Ama to central.
Not exactly sneak out lah. Just that I wasn't suppose to be there. Not especially if I'm going to do something evil.
But anyway... we just wanted to get some revenge works done.
Evil right? WHATEVER!!!
So there we were, in front of the UOB bank leaning against the wall with the heck-I-don't-care attitude drinking very sour apple green bubble teas. Yup, I saw that cisco-kaninachi oke. He looks kinda sour himself alrite. To hell with him.
Just a little intro on who that shit is. You see peeps, this guy is that dumb policeman who 'guards' the UOB bank. His job is to protect and NOT to stare. Only God knows why he keep staring at people like as though they're bandits. Me, Ama and some others have seen the I'M-DAMN-POWERFUL attitude of his. STOOPID SHIT SIAK. Imagine this; You are walking in front of his bank(not that the bank belongs to him-bluecks) suddenly you realise he is staring straight at you(looking you from head to toe with that smug look on his bloody face), won't you wonder why? Of course! and thus you said to your friend, 'why the heck is he staring at us?!' And out of the blue after you've walked a few paces, he came out and call you,' insolent little brats!' What did you do wrong?! Like as though he knows what you said! When you didn't even say anything wrong. It's normal for human to be curious. This is just one incident; there are others.
Continue with what happen. So after awhile, Ama and me decided to have some fresh air(of course! his sour face made the air stale maah). We sat at the stone seatings(those in the middle of central at the opening). Ama said that place is a 'must-pass-by' for that jerk. And so we were drinking and waiting...drinking and waiting...drinking and waiting...drinking and watching my tummy bloat. 'Eh! Mr.Yuen laaah. Alamak!' Amalya practically shriek. I almost jumped out of my own skin. I choked on a pearl actually before collecting myself to sit still. I half decide to hide behind the bushes but chose not to considering that we could 'kenakan' my pure-white-thick-hair-primary-school-56-years-old teacher. He was buying 4D at Laura's Gift. Can't believe it! He taught us gambling is wrong and looks like it's another 'pot say the kettle black' situation hah. Now, instead of watching out for that idiot, we're watching out for Old Mr.Yuen. Sekali that idiot walk right in front of us.
He walked and we stared at each other daring each one to look away first. Not me of course! I hate losing! I'll not lose to a 'perasan-fucker' So he lost and walked passed quickly. Damn it! He turned and look back at us with the wait-and-see stare. WHATEVER!!! Once again, we were back looking out for the white-head. Sometimes I wonder if Mr.Yuen actually highlighted his hair white. He got a head full of hair! Just that his hair is pure white. Suddenly that cisco-chi walked back pass us to the bank. Ama and me gave each other the '?' look. After abit he was back walking towards the direction he first took. This time he's staring with the damn suspicious look. Suspicious of what we're gonna do? Well he found out. Ama put her handphone to her ear and said with her eyes on him,'GILER!' Now with my eyes on him as well, I started laughing like crazy. Guess he musta 'felt' that we're talking bout him that's why he 'jeling' and almost marched past us. Defiant attitude. Don't be a spoilt brat, dude. And pathetically becoz of that, we didn't see Mr.Yuen left the shop. Haiz, another plan failed hah. But it was oke. We headed home soon after that.
Till here peeps, I gotta go. Long post hah this one.
PS. if you're wondering why I'm using lots of 'whatever's just be notified that I've contracted Fana's disease. Chiaos!
Not exactly sneak out lah. Just that I wasn't suppose to be there. Not especially if I'm going to do something evil.
But anyway... we just wanted to get some revenge works done.
Evil right? WHATEVER!!!
So there we were, in front of the UOB bank leaning against the wall with the heck-I-don't-care attitude drinking very sour apple green bubble teas. Yup, I saw that cisco-kaninachi oke. He looks kinda sour himself alrite. To hell with him.
Just a little intro on who that shit is. You see peeps, this guy is that dumb policeman who 'guards' the UOB bank. His job is to protect and NOT to stare. Only God knows why he keep staring at people like as though they're bandits. Me, Ama and some others have seen the I'M-DAMN-POWERFUL attitude of his. STOOPID SHIT SIAK. Imagine this; You are walking in front of his bank(not that the bank belongs to him-bluecks) suddenly you realise he is staring straight at you(looking you from head to toe with that smug look on his bloody face), won't you wonder why? Of course! and thus you said to your friend, 'why the heck is he staring at us?!' And out of the blue after you've walked a few paces, he came out and call you,' insolent little brats!' What did you do wrong?! Like as though he knows what you said! When you didn't even say anything wrong. It's normal for human to be curious. This is just one incident; there are others.
Continue with what happen. So after awhile, Ama and me decided to have some fresh air(of course! his sour face made the air stale maah). We sat at the stone seatings(those in the middle of central at the opening). Ama said that place is a 'must-pass-by' for that jerk. And so we were drinking and waiting...drinking and waiting...drinking and waiting...drinking and watching my tummy bloat. 'Eh! Mr.Yuen laaah. Alamak!' Amalya practically shriek. I almost jumped out of my own skin. I choked on a pearl actually before collecting myself to sit still. I half decide to hide behind the bushes but chose not to considering that we could 'kenakan' my pure-white-thick-hair-primary-school-56-years-old teacher. He was buying 4D at Laura's Gift. Can't believe it! He taught us gambling is wrong and looks like it's another 'pot say the kettle black' situation hah. Now, instead of watching out for that idiot, we're watching out for Old Mr.Yuen. Sekali that idiot walk right in front of us.
He walked and we stared at each other daring each one to look away first. Not me of course! I hate losing! I'll not lose to a 'perasan-fucker' So he lost and walked passed quickly. Damn it! He turned and look back at us with the wait-and-see stare. WHATEVER!!! Once again, we were back looking out for the white-head. Sometimes I wonder if Mr.Yuen actually highlighted his hair white. He got a head full of hair! Just that his hair is pure white. Suddenly that cisco-chi walked back pass us to the bank. Ama and me gave each other the '?' look. After abit he was back walking towards the direction he first took. This time he's staring with the damn suspicious look. Suspicious of what we're gonna do? Well he found out. Ama put her handphone to her ear and said with her eyes on him,'GILER!' Now with my eyes on him as well, I started laughing like crazy. Guess he musta 'felt' that we're talking bout him that's why he 'jeling' and almost marched past us. Defiant attitude. Don't be a spoilt brat, dude. And pathetically becoz of that, we didn't see Mr.Yuen left the shop. Haiz, another plan failed hah. But it was oke. We headed home soon after that.
Till here peeps, I gotta go. Long post hah this one.
PS. if you're wondering why I'm using lots of 'whatever's just be notified that I've contracted Fana's disease. Chiaos!
More than anything,
Friday, August 04, 2006.
Friday, August 04, 2006.
