♥ Asphyxiated Love

:: Polkadots life ::

I'm bursting!!! BURSTING!!!
God! That noodle was sooo spicy.
Damn spicy! I can't believe I tried eating it AGAIN.
How stupid can I get?! Damn myself. Damnit.

This is good. So good.
I feel good lalalalalaa lalalalalaa.
Ok ok I sound like a goat. Better stop this singing.
Wait, I heard something...............Oh yes that.
Sorry peeps I haven't got those pixels yet so I can't update bout hosting night right away. But there is a way.....all you have to do is:
1. Don't frown when you read this. Smile
2.Get hold of those photographers.
3.Squeeze those photos from them.
4.Give the photos to me.
5.Threaten to stuff them down the toilet bowl if they open their goddamn mouths.
6.Wait for my updates....
Walah. Done.

So people if you want updates bout the hosting, do as instructed.
Chi lah me. Am I being soo evil or what? It's not like I want to do those things at all. They're just my last options, right? Whatever whatever. Just stop annoying me.

Hmmmmm.........I'm staring at the lizard and the lizard's staring back at me. The lizard is damn huge. Gigantic. Enormous. As big as my feet. And it's staring right at me. The huge, gigantic, enormous, ugly, slimy, scary looking lizard is STARING AT ME. That's it I'm outta here.
No way am I tolerating a staring lizard. It's disgusting. VERY disgusting.

Ok ok I better go before it jumps on my precious head. Bye bye peeps...

More than anything,
Monday, July 10, 2006.