I've decided to pick myself up and move on... after so long.
I'm sorry for losing myself. I'm sorry for being such an idiot. Pardon me.
But I'M BACK NOW BAYBEH!!!!
More than anything,
Monday, February 20, 2012.
Thursday, December 31, 2009
Another Year... G.O.N.E
*Takes deep breath*
Sigh... another year coming to an end too soon. I'm not ready for it to be over but too bad time won't wait for me. I guess I'm just a "timeless" person. Ouhkay, let's see whether I've accomplished any of my resolutions for 2009.
#1. I NEED TO LOSE AT LEAST 5KG!!! I don't want to turn into a fishball. Cause it's sad that I'm not one of those who looks cute when chubby =(
I did lost 5kg. It's just that I gained it back and more towards the end of the year =X
#2. I need to practice proper time management. Cause it's never enough to just learn about it =(
Tick tock tick tock... No use. I'm still not practicing at all.
#3. I must make myself emotionally strong. Cause people will always accidentally hurt you and I'm too old to bawl and whine =(
I'm there! I'm there! I've learned reverse psychology yer! Try to fuck with me and you'll get yourself fucked-up down left right front back inside out =DDD
#4. I must save more. Cause driving lessons cost as much as a golden bomb and I'm practically broke =(
LOSER! I'm spending like a billionaire's daughter!
#5. I need to learn how to cook more sophisticated dishes. Not just instant noodles, fried foods, water, rice and sambal cause I'm expected to know how to cook lauk raye (raya dishes) when married and it takes years to become a good cook. Yelar, masak tak sedap nanti laki lari rumah gi lepak rumah mak ngechek makanan =P
I can cook =D But I need instructions while doing so.
#6. I must stop the bad habits I have like... procrastinating, being demanding, sleeping late, waking late, eating junk food, being the queen of Late Land, not shaving my armpits often (haha!) and making Boo Boo pamper me. Cause it is time I realize that the world does not revolves around my beautiful red panties =(
I'm still procrastinating, demanding, sleeping late, waking late, eating junk food, being the queen of Late Land and making Boo Boo pamper me =( However, I do shave my armpits often so... I'm halfway there aites?
#7. I need to wean myself off from Boo Boo. Cause I'm taking too much of his time (am I?) that his world now revolves around my beautiful red panties instead =P
Tried but failed coz our time together is too precious to me. The NS experience only makes it worse coz I can't wait to meet Boo Boo and spend as much time together as possible before he has to book in camp. Those of you without a loVing boyfriend in NS will never understand this feeling so just shut up!
#8. I need to be more fierce. Cause people never understand until you scream their arses off =(
Hmm... I've decided to scrap "being fierce" coz appearing murderously calm works better. Hey, my dad's doctor commented my mom and me look like sisters but when he saw my expression... my dad got free medicine and consultation. That happened at SGH Urology Centre =D So yeah, be murderously calm.
#9. I need to be a more fulfilling child and be happy with whatever I have in life. Cause no one can stand an irritating ass always tugging for money =(
I'm happy with what I have. I don't ask for money from my parents and I DON'T GET ANY POCKET MONEY ANYMORE. I'm MISS INDEPENDENT. Well, almost. But it definitely feels good knowing that you're spending with your own money not your parents'. It makes me more wiser about my financial management.
#10. I must stop being a jealous bitch even when someone is trying to flirt with my Boo Boo. Cause I'm an angel =P
Nyaha! Only a girlfriend who doesn't loVe her boyfriend deeply won't be affected. Anyway, this resolution #10 was made for fun ya.
HAHAHAHAHA! I think I need to work harder at keeping my resolutions. I'm gonna list my 2010 resolutions now:
#1. Lose 6kg from my weight as of now and keep it off!
#2. Lead a healthy active lifestyle. Means more exercise and eating clean! CUT DOWN ON FATTY FOODS AND BEVERAGES! EAT LESSER!
#3. Stabilize my finances. I need to draw up a budget and stick to it!
#4. Focus on my studies more! Put in my best efforts! No slacking! After all, I've screwed up my grades damn bad enough this year =(
#5. Start writing my own recipe book. I aim to be able to cook independently before marriage ey. My own recipe book will help me when I'm lost coz I'm sure everyone needs guidance once in a while.
#6. Keep my loved ones happy. That includes my hamsters and cats.
#7. Be recognized.
#8. Curb my bad habits, especially procrastinating and being late.
#9. Get my driving license.
#10. Keep my relationship with Boo Boo going strong and more loVing. 6 more years... 6 more years... Tomorrow it'll be 5 more years. WAH!
Those are my resolutions for 2010 and I'm determined to accomplish at least 8 of them. Wish me luck =)
That's all for now. It's 11.52pm. 8 minutes to a whole new year. I hope we'll get to 2011 together without anyone left behind for good.
*kisses* LoVe you guys!
More than anything,
Thursday, December 31, 2009.
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Last Days With H'nie
Before he's enlisted, that is =(
Marina Barrage, BBQ, Marina Barrage, Sentosa, Marina Barrage, and Starbucks =D We wanted to make more memories and have as much fun before our time is up.
Boo boo's dad was using his family car so I got my dad to borrow us the car instead. Dad told h'nie not to let me drive =X Boo's wearing dad's sunglasses in the picture above. Chey... fierce sey! HAHAHAHA!
Tomorrow, enlistment day.
More than anything,
Thursday, June 11, 2009.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
19th May 2008, Tuesday.
Today, h'nie b'nie graduated from Temasek Polytechnic School of Information Technology. Each graduand was given only two guest tickets (annoying!!!) but my boo boo managed to get another two extra tickets. He worked hard to get the ticket for me so I can't possibly refuse, right? So yeah, I went with boo's friend.
As usual, I couldn't sleep til 4am and had to force myself awake at 7am. That's only 3 hours of sleep!!! Which explains why I had super dark purple-ish circles under my eyes in the graduation photos posted at facebook... Whatever lah! I'm happy I got to go =D
Oh ya, the fruit tarts served were AWESOME. I loVe fruit tarts and pastries. Ate alot of it too (double happiness).
Anyways, photo time!!!
Jeng! Jeng! Jeng! After the ceremony ended, we fled down to Marina Square to have lunch at Breeks Cafe. My treat =D
I think we've become a regular at MS Breeks Cafe. H'nie and me just loVe the ambiance and food there. It's so relaxing and the service is great. Food quality is definitely better than Swensen's.
Night was spent strolling outside esplanade.
Headed home around 10pm.
I miss my h'nie b'nie boo already =(
I know I'm gonna miss all those times we spent lazing in the library and labs, loitering all around poly to pass the time, eating at itas and much more. After all, that's where our earliest memories together we made. Oh well, we'll be starting a new phase of life from now on. And it's called...
THE NS EXPERIENCE
More than anything,
Tuesday, May 19, 2009.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Lately, I've been getting numerous amount of emails from desperate con pigs! I'm super super super angry la! Stop spamming and conning can? I've got not much time to clear out my mailbox every day ok! Unlike you pigs, I've got deadlines, exams, a job, family, friends and boyfriend to juggle.
I think this is one of the effects of the current financial crunch. People get fired and end up preying on others' money. Like this morning, I received an email from one of these jerks.
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Don't ask me how they got my email address and how these mail didn't get directed straight to my junk mail folder. This person thinks I'm so stupid lah sey. He thinks just because he uses "Windows Live Team" as his name, I will get deceived and reply him with my username and password.
Firstly, microsoft isn't so stupid to block their own email to their consumers. They pay their employees to make sure every single detail is perfect; a glitch like accidentally blocking their own mail will never happen in a million years! Secondly, they won't be using email@example.com to send mails!
What?! Microsoft got no money to even provide their employees with a company email address issit?!?!?! Wah! Like that a small unknown SME in China also much richer than microsoft la! Coz all their employees got company email address...
Thirdly, a multi-billion dollars MNC like microsoft so not professional in their customer handling one ar? Presentation of mail to consumers like a used piece of toilet paper heh? Like the one below ar? Like kindergarten kids writing mail ehk?
Username dot dot dot Password dot dot dot You conman really that stupid one ar? Never been to school before heh?
"This Email is from Hotmail Customer Care and we are sending it to every Hotmail Email User Accounts Owner for safety."
What 'safety'? LIAR! What harm will an unused account do to other users?!! FUCKER!
And let me ask you, what's the purpose of hotmail setting up the automatic shutdown of 3 months unused account function? You seriously think a company like microsoft will employ people just to manually shutdown accounts heh? Please la! Microsoft is ahead of technology, they're not doing things like the stone age era! You, on the other hand, is at the ass-end of technology. And oh, how come not every hotmail user received your toilet paper like you said? STUPID SWINE!
An original mail from microsoft is like the one I've posted below.
Sent using company email address, well presented and UNBLOCKED.
You brainless conman thought I'm the kanchiong type one, right? Thought I'm so scared my account get shutdown heh? Please la, I'm the customer, and no business will turn down a customer... unless they wanna go bankrupt. So what if my account gets closed? Got no Gmail? No YahooMail? No PaccificNet? Haiya! Some innocent people may fall for your trick... BUT THE PARANOID SURVIVES! And yeah, I approach everything with doubt.
Another conjob is the one below...
WHO IN THIS WORLD IS FREAKING GENEROUS TO GIVE AWAY 20 MILLION DOLLARS TO SOMEONE THEY'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF?!?!?!?!
Firstly, you wrote "Greetings,I am Mrs Rita Rahim, the wife of Ali Rahim..." then you signed off as "Mr Rita Rahim." What are you? A fucken SHE-MAN?!?!?!
Secondly, "..hereby give authorization to the Bank to tansfer the fund to you as my representive and act as the sole beneficiary to my inheritance deposited fund in your bank by my late husband. He dead with my children and left with the Bank Of Allan Carter the sum of 20 million dollars." HAHAHAHA! If your late husband was really that rich, he'd have sent you to at least learn how to write proper English. What's "He dead with my children"? Your children died with him heh? Funny la sey.
And HELL-oooo now financial crisis still can give away money free free one ar? If I have that amount of money, I'll probably donate to the rightful bodies to be distributed to the needy. But never, I repeat- NEVER give it away to people I've never in my whole entire life heard of nor met before. Which person in their right mind will do so?
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!! Who taught you con techniques like this?!?!?! Your con-master really that motherfucking brainless heh? KNNCCB!!!
Haiz... times like this, people try so hard to con and get some money out of you. They'll use all methods to disguise themselves. Like the fucker who disguised as a microsoft hotmail representative, he thought he can get hold of others' account and then ask them to transfer money to him before letting the poor guy get his account back. You conman think I have no idea what you all are up to, right? Think again, I've studied human behaviors eversince forever!
And that stupid she-Man... you're not the first to send emails like that. Millions of conman has done so. Cases like that has even appeared in the news!!! They claim got money to transfer to your bank account la, this la, that la but in the end must first transfer them a five to six figure sum for admin stuffs. WHAT CRAP!
I SUPER LOATHE CON PEOPLE! WHY CAN'T THEY WORK HARD FOR THEIR MONEY LIKE OTHERS?!?!?! SO GREEDY!!! CON PEOPLE ARE FUCKING STINKING SWINES!!!
Why swine? Coz pigs are greedy what...
Thank God I'm blessed with a fast thinking mind.
So peeps, if you've been conned, please act fast before these people take action and grab hold of your hotmail account. Please change your password now! Password's the most important thing. Goodluck!
Oke, I'm off for now. Haiz... will be working tomorrow morning. But I can't wait for Sentosa with H'nie B'nie once I've knocked off work! Yayyyy!!!
More than anything,
Tuesday, May 12, 2009.
Thursday, April 23, 2009
oh the butt-ness
I have the most beautiful butt in the world and my sister knows it coz she saw me walking to the bathroom naked =DDD
Beautiful. Simply beautiful.
More than anything,
Thursday, April 23, 2009.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Hamster drive Ferrari
I received the picture below titled as above in an e-mail from Boo.
I guess that's his idea of "playing with your hamster daily". Wah! Boo makes a good daddy to our ickle little baby hor!
"Burger tengah drive kreta. Bezoom Bezoom..!!"
More than anything,
Tuesday, March 17, 2009.
I am Ilma. It means Knowledge.
I'm not your girl next door. I'm unique. I am ME.
It is best to remain silent and let one think you're a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubts.