Tuesday, May 12, 2009
::Fucken Desperados!!!::
Lately, I've been getting numerous amount of emails from desperate con pigs! I'm super super super angry la! Stop spamming and conning can? I've got not much time to clear out my mailbox every day ok! Unlike you pigs, I've got deadlines, exams, a job, family, friends and boyfriend to juggle.
I think this is one of the effects of the current financial crunch. People get fired and end up preying on others' money. Like this morning, I received an email from one of these jerks.
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Don't ask me how they got my email address and how these mail didn't get directed straight to my junk mail folder. This person thinks I'm so stupid lah sey. He thinks just because he uses "Windows Live Team" as his name, I will get deceived and reply him with my username and password.
Firstly, microsoft isn't so stupid to block their own email to their consumers. They pay their employees to make sure every single detail is perfect; a glitch like accidentally blocking their own mail will never happen in a million years!
Secondly, they won't be using sebastiangacki@hotmail.com to send mails!
What?! Microsoft got no money to even provide their employees with a company email address issit?!?!?! Wah! Like that a small unknown SME in China also much richer than microsoft la! Coz all their employees got company email address...
Thirdly, a multi-billion dollars MNC like microsoft so not professional in their customer handling one ar? Presentation of mail to consumers like a used piece of toilet paper heh? Like the one below ar? Like kindergarten kids writing mail ehk?
Username dot dot dot
Password dot dot dot
You conman really that stupid one ar? Never been to school before heh?
"This Email is from Hotmail Customer Care and we are sending it to every Hotmail Email User Accounts Owner for safety."
What 'safety'? LIAR! What harm will an unused account do to other users?!! FUCKER!
And let me ask you, what's the purpose of hotmail setting up the automatic shutdown of 3 months unused account function? You seriously think a company like microsoft will employ people just to manually shutdown accounts heh? Please la! Microsoft is ahead of technology, they're not doing things like the stone age era! You, on the other hand, is at the ass-end of technology. And oh, how come not every hotmail user received your toilet paper like you said? STUPID SWINE!
An original mail from microsoft is like the one I've posted below.
Sent using company email address, well presented and UNBLOCKED.
You brainless conman thought I'm the kanchiong type one, right? Thought I'm so scared my account get shutdown heh? Please la, I'm the customer, and no business will turn down a customer... unless they wanna go bankrupt. So what if my account gets closed? Got no Gmail? No YahooMail? No PaccificNet? Haiya! Some innocent people may fall for your trick... BUT THE PARANOID SURVIVES! And yeah, I approach everything with doubt.
Another conjob is the one below...
WHO IN THIS WORLD IS FREAKING GENEROUS TO GIVE AWAY 20 MILLION DOLLARS TO SOMEONE THEY'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF?!?!?!?!
Firstly, you wrote "Greetings,I am Mrs Rita Rahim, the wife of Ali Rahim..." then you signed off as "Mr Rita Rahim." What are you? A fucken SHE-MAN?!?!?!
Secondly, "..hereby give authorization to the Bank to tansfer the fund to you as my representive and act as the sole beneficiary to my inheritance deposited fund in your bank by my late husband. He dead with my children and left with the Bank Of Allan Carter the sum of 20 million dollars." HAHAHAHA! If your late husband was really that rich, he'd have sent you to at least learn how to write proper English. What's "He dead with my children"? Your children died with him heh? Funny la sey.
And HELL-oooo now financial crisis still can give away money free free one ar? If I have that amount of money, I'll probably donate to the rightful bodies to be distributed to the needy. But never, I repeat- NEVER give it away to people I've never in my whole entire life heard of nor met before. Which person in their right mind will do so?
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!! Who taught you con techniques like this?!?!?! Your con-master really that motherfucking brainless heh? KNNCCB!!!
Haiz... times like this, people try so hard to con and get some money out of you. They'll use all methods to disguise themselves. Like the fucker who disguised as a microsoft hotmail representative, he thought he can get hold of others' account and then ask them to transfer money to him before letting the poor guy get his account back. You conman think I have no idea what you all are up to, right? Think again, I've studied human behaviors eversince forever!
And that stupid she-Man... you're not the first to send emails like that. Millions of conman has done so. Cases like that has even appeared in the news!!! They claim got money to transfer to your bank account la, this la, that la but in the end must first transfer them a five to six figure sum for admin stuffs. WHAT CRAP!
I SUPER LOATHE CON PEOPLE! WHY CAN'T THEY WORK HARD FOR THEIR MONEY LIKE OTHERS?!?!?! SO GREEDY!!! CON PEOPLE ARE FUCKING STINKING SWINES!!!
Why swine? Coz pigs are greedy what...
Thank God I'm blessed with a fast thinking mind.
So peeps, if you've been conned, please act fast before these people take action and grab hold of your hotmail account. Please change your password now! Password's the most important thing. Goodluck!
Oke, I'm off for now. Haiz... will be working tomorrow morning. But I can't wait for Sentosa with H'nie B'nie once I've knocked off work! Yayyyy!!!
Thursday, April 23, 2009
::oh the butt-ness::
I have the most beautiful butt in the world and my sister knows it coz she saw me walking to the bathroom naked =DDD
Beautiful. Simply beautiful.
Cheers!
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
::Hamster drive Ferrari::
I received the picture below titled as above in an e-mail from Boo.
I guess that's his idea of "playing with your hamster daily".
Wah! Boo makes a good daddy to our ickle little baby hor!
"Burger tengah drive kreta.
Bezoom Bezoom..!!"
How cute...!!!
Saturday, February 14, 2009
::Like Magic!::
"I wasn't looking for this.
You know I was doing just fine by myself, on my own.
I didn't want to fall in love
Just wanted to have a little fun.
Then you came and swept me up, and now I'm done... so done.
Falling madly deeply I surprised myself enough to find that what's begun is loVe.
I wasn't looking for this, and
now I'm done, I'm done."
2 years passed within a blink of an eye, or so it seems.
But reality check, it's 24 months, 104 weeks, 730 days, 17520 hours, 1051200 minutes, 63072000 seconds of our lives! That much time we've spent together had been beautiful. Of course everything comes in a package of good and bad. But we've been strong enough to pull through thick and thin moments together without falling apart. We've had our fair share of fights that left us awfully miserable. But whatever happens, it all boils down to one thing: We can't help missing each other even for a day. For that, how bad the fight is, at the end of the day we realize we can't do without each other and reconcile. I guess we grew up on each other.
Years before I first knew you, I thought I wanted to live life alone. Be a spinster with 13 gorgeous black cats. Be the top of the world. And my belief was "to ditch rather than get ditched". But when we started living life together, all those changed. I don't want to live life without any loVe; life is too empty and lonely without loVe. I don't want to be a spinster, it's such a sad unfulfillable life. And I'd rather get ditched than ditch. This way, at least I know I've tried my best to keep the relationship going and am not a loser quitter when the going gets tough. And hey, I won't be the one to regret when happy moments flashes back.
People change with time.
I change.
You change.
We can't help it.
We can only hope and wish that we'll only change for the better.
Thanks for the gifts.
Thanks for the joys.
Thanks for the laughters.
Thanks for your warmth.
Thanks for your loVe.
I hope this is not too late... Happy 2nd year anniversary H'nie!!! I'll try to be your angel with that gentle touch. Sorry if I've been rough towards you. I guess I still have that tomboyish trait in me =D
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Oke, enough mushy stuffs. 14th February didn't turn out as how Boo and me planned. The BBQ had to be canceled at the very very very last minute. What a bummer!
So then we decided to collect our babies today instead of tomorrow. Ya ya ya, so that at least there's something memorable done on our anniversary. We adopted a pearl white (ham) and a safyer (burger) baby. They're soooooooo small! Small small HamBurger =P
Say 'Hamholla!' to Ham. She's gorgeous, ain't she?
Now say 'BurgerBolla!' to Burger. He's the one running on the wheel in this pic. Fat fat lazy Burger! Run so slow!
I loVe our babies alot though. So so so cute. And oh, my babies come to stay with me only on weekends. They spend the weekdays with their daddy.
...Suddenly I don't know what else to write here. Hmm, I guess you peeps will have to wait for my next post then. I'm off for now. TEE!
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
::BOTTOMS UP!::
The truth of before and after marriage =)
Before marriage….
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
After marriage….
Simply read from bottom to top.
Thursday, January 29, 2009
::SUPER BABY!!!::
I remembered I had alot to drink 1 night at some club and was quite tipsy after many different drinks on an empty stomach. Among them, was a lychee martini which I was savouring slowly while dancing to the music. I was leaving my darling precious lychee to the very last even after I've drained the martini. Somehow, when I returned my attention to my glass after my dance(I was dancing nearby actually), IT WAS GONE.
HOW FURIOUS I WAS!
God dammit! The feeling is just like when you're eating your nasi lemak and leaving your ultra big juicy drumstick for the very last....and just a wink it disappear!!!!!
Searching wildly on the whole long table but i just cant find my darling lychee in my glass! I was so indignant that i stalked over to the bar counter(which was quite empty at the late hour), and pointed an accusing finger at a bartender who was so unlucky to be picked by me.
"You!! Your waiter cleared away my lychee martini when i haven't even finish my LYCHEE!!"
U can just imagine the poor bartender's tortured and innocent look, stammering..
"so so so..now you wan lychee martini or just the lychee??"
"I WANT MY LYCHEE!!!
"ok ok right away!!
SO I got a glassful of lychees...about 5 or 6 lychees inside. HAHA. With a quick toss of my head and a loud "HNG" i just stalked back to my place with my friends..
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In the morning when i woke up.....its a loud "OH ######....".....with my face hidden in my palms...
Super glad Angin has gotten discharged from the vet. Poor sayang got liver problem =(
Haiya, I hope the medication can cure him fully.
Monday, January 05, 2009
::Doinks Doinks::
Tomorrow I'm going for a good sunny day out picnic at Sentosa with Boo Boo again =)
Only that, it happens my "tomorrow" is actually today because it is 1.48am and 1.48am is considered a new day even though I've not slept and ended my 4th january yet. Doinks doinks!
And and, I'm gonna wear a hot HOT bikini to suntan on the beach till my skin colour goes black macam keling pariah hitam. Hahaha, I sounded so racist! No lah, I'm not racist oke... at least I think so.
Riiiiiiiiight, I know you're all going, "yeah right! this girl wearing bikini? hahaha! never going to happen!"
Why can't you people ever believe me when I say that kind of thing?!
Doinks Doinks!!!
-.-
I'm addicted to "doinks doinks"
Doinks Doinks..
What?! Microsoft got no money to even provide their employees with a company email address issit?!?!?! Wah! Like that a small unknown SME in China also much richer than microsoft la! Coz all their employees got company email address...
Username dot dot dot
Say 'Hamholla!' to Ham. She's gorgeous, ain't she?
Now say 'BurgerBolla!' to Burger. He's the one running on the wheel in this pic. Fat fat lazy Burger! Run so slow!
